[7:56:23 PM] Zalixe: anyway I love jonathan (alexander) murphy so much
[7:56:58 PM] #soulmate status: rly i never knee
[7:57:06 PM] #soulmate status: its 1pm i havent eaten a thing all day
[7:57:13 PM] Zalixe: u never knee?????!?!?!
[7:57:17 PM] Zalixe: U GOTTA KNEE, MON
[7:57:22 PM] #soulmate status: does coffee count ?
[7:57:26 PM] #soulmate status: I NEVER KNEE
[7:57:32 PM] Zalixe: YOU HAVE TO KNEE, MON
[7:57:34 PM] Zalixe: UR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
[7:57:38 PM] Zalixe: and I mean idk coffee fills me up so
[7:57:42 PM] #soulmate status: NEVER
[7:57:47 PM] Zalixe: YOU HAVE TO
[7:57:52 PM] Zalixe: FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN
[7:58:01 PM] #soulmate status: fuck the knee
[7:58:10 PM] *** Zalixe millions of people gasp ***
[7:58:12 PM] *** Zalixe babies cry ***
[7:58:16 PM] *** Zalixe tornado warnings occur ***
[7:58:22 PM] *** Zalixe Christians start praying ***
[6:54:47 PM] #soulmate status: id love to see sara and lisa
[6:54:54 PM] Zalixe: honestly same
[6:55:02 PM] Zalixe: @cw, y'all could bring lisa into lot
[6:58:58 PM] Zalixe: god we could’ve had both the snarts on the waverider, and occasionally get the snarts bickering or being Rude to each other and then being like who the fuck asked you??? and defending each other if someone tried to “break” their fight up
[6:59:25 PM] Zalixe: OR WE COULD’VE GOT PROTECTIVE LISA / LEN IF THE OTHER ENDED UP HURT
[6:59:34 PM] Zalixe: plus think abt it, the pilgrim would have Nothing on leonard if lisa was on the waverider
[6:59:58 PM] #soulmate status: tru
[7:00:20 PM] #soulmate status: they can bond ab how they lost their older siblings
[7:00:35 PM] Zalixe: TRUE
[7:00:42 PM] #soulmate status: if sara doesnt come into arrow next season for an ep or two and interacts with black siren ill kill a bitch
[7:00:56 PM] Zalixe: plus lisa would’ve been there for mick
[7:02:39 PM] Zalixe: and lisa being on the waverider, it could’ve shown the crew members a different side of leonard (+mick) that they haven’t seen in canon i.e the both of them being extremely soft and nice, showing that they actually do have a Heart because for leonard, lisa is his heart, and for mick, the snarts are his heart
[7:02:48 PM] Zalixe: WE JUST COULD’VE GOTTEN A LOT OUT OF LISA BEING ON THE WAVERIDER ALSO
[12:17:55 AM] Zalixe: tHE ANIMALS, THE ANIMALS
[12:18:00 AM] Zalixe: TRAPPED TRAPPED TIL THE CAGES FALL
[12:18:04 AM] Zalixe: THE CAGES FALL, TODAY IS NEW
[12:18:08 AM] Zalixe: AND EVERBODY’S WAITING, WAITIN ON YOU
[12:18:10 AM] Zalixe: AND YOU'VEEEEE
[12:18:12 AM] Zalixe: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT
[12:18:14 AM] Zalixe: TIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEE
[12:18:19 AM] Zalixe: THINK OF ALL THE ROADS
[12:18:21 AM] Zalixe: THINK OF ALL THEIR CROSSINGS
[12:18:25 AM] Zalixe: TAKING STEPS IS EASY
[12:18:28 AM] Zalixe: STANDING STILL IS HARD
[12:18:30 AM] Zalixe: REMEMBER ALL THEIR FACES
[12:18:33 AM] Zalixe: REMEMBER ALL THEIR VOICES
[12:18:36 AM] Zalixe: EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT
[12:18:40 AM | Edited 12:18:44 AM] Zalixe: THE SECOND I’M AROUND
[12:18:45 AM] Zalixe: AND YOU’VE
[12:18:47 AM] Zalixe: GOOOOOOOTT
[12:18:50 AM] Zalixe: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
[12:18:53 AM] Zalixe: YOUUUUUU'VEE GOT
[12:18:56 AM] Zalixe: TIIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEEE
[3:14:35 PM] #ELEVENSTATUS: SOBS CAL
[3:14:39 PM] #ELEVENSTATUS: THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN NEVILLE
[3:15:49 PM] *** #ELEVENSTATUS waits for Skype to tell me u blocked me for that comment ***
[3:16:59 PM] SHLONGBOTTOM. :// /: HONESTLY
[3:17:01 PM] SHLONGBOTTOM. :// /: I SHOULDNOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM !!
[1:50:32 PM] #soulmate status: i missed u where did u go
[1:51:02 PM] Zalixe: sleep
[1:51:29 PM] #soulmate status: i was worried u were gone all day
[1:51:43 PM] Zalixe: I was asleep tf
[1:52:35 PM] #soulmate status: i thought smth happened to u
[1:52:44 PM] Zalixe: I WAS GONE FOR LIKE 12 HOURS
[1:53:22 PM] #soulmate status: lex you were gone for an entire day
[1:53:26 PM] Zalixe: no I was not
[1:53:34 PM] Zalixe: oh shit was I really
[1:53:40 PM] Zalixe: oh shit I was
sara popping out like: make him do something he doesnt wanna do and ill kill you
sara:
martin:
len:
sara: over the course of d a y s
martin: will she ever stop saying that ?
sb: says smth rude to len
sara: kicks them in the stomach and breaks their nose
sara: dont be rUD E
len: holy shit i love u
sb: to len ur just a lowlife criminal
sara: from the rooftop ahem jumps down, spinning her batons how about i show you ——-
len: i love this part
sara: with len mouthing along what a REAL criminal looks like ?
— @leagueremade reminding me how much sara stans leonard
- lyra: youre just jealous that im getting dick and youre NOT
- len: oh honey
- len: I can get dick if I wanted to
- lyra: then maybe go get some you seem tense
- len: you seem tense
- lyra: no i dont. i get dick like every night
[11:43:04 PM] Zalixe: today
[11:43:31 PM] Zalixe: I hope micks doing ok
[11:43:46 PM] Zalixe: i hope lisa’s doing ok"
— me hoping my son and daughter are okay on len’s death anniversary.
[2:42:45 AM] Zalixe: if she’d let mads fuck her with tentacles
[2:42:49 AM] Zalixe: and she went “YEAH I REALLY WOULD”
[2:42:52 AM] Robert Fucking: same
[2:42:55 AM] Zalixe: jesus christ
[2:42:59 AM] Robert Fucking: its Mads
[2:43:04 AM] Robert Fucking: he could kill me and i’d thank him
[2:43:19 AM] Zalixe: that’s different, i would let wentworth kill me and i’d thank him also but
[2:43:24 AM] Zalixe: tentacle sex
[2:44:14 AM] Robert Fucking: would you not let Wentworth fuck you with tentacles
[2:46:52 AM] Zalixe: …………………. I refuse to answer that question without my lawyer present
Al: talks about new 52"
— @sleuthorn cALLING ME O UT.