my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
Person A of your OTP walks in, holding a small carpet over their body. “My dear,” they say to Person B, “Don’t you think I’m… ruggedly handsome?“
Bonus: Person B’s groan can be heard from miles away.
Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

this isnt flirting this is technically breaking and entering
you’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres… no… o..t.her way……
The signs as "The looks"
- Bitch face: Leo, Aries, Gemini, Virgo
- Sarcastic smirk: Capricorn, Pisces, Scorpio, Sagittarius
- Disappointing Stare: Cancer, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius
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Reblog if you’re on team “don’t touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me”
take this test for your muse and post your results , tag as many as you’d like ! REPOST.
TAGGED BY: @starstrayd , what a babe
TAGGING: @leagueremade / @offershope / @stardustonly ( one of your muses ) / @stillheals / @sacrifate / @gliderofgold / @undefinable-like-fire-and-heat / @ anyone who wants to!!

WARMTH: 34% ( cold , selfish )
INTELLECT: 86% ( cerebral , analytical )
EMOTIONAL STABILITY: 66% ( level headed , calm )
AGGRESSIVENESS: 58% ( controlling , tough )
LIVELINESS: 62% ( wild , fun loving )
DUTIFULNESS: 26% ( nontraditional , rebellious )
SOCIAL ASSERTIVENESS: 34% ( shy , withdrawn )
SENSITIVITY: 50% ( coarse , tough )
PARANOIA: 78% ( wary , suspicious )
ABSTRACTNESS: 38% ( practical , regular )
INTROVERSION: 82% ( private , quiet )
ANXIETY: 34% ( confident , self assured )
OPEN MINDEDNESS: 58% ( curious , exploratory )
INDEPENDENCE: 46% ( outgoing , social )
PERFECTIONISM: 78% ( orderly , thorough )
TENSION: 46% ( relaxed , cool )