❛ this is not FASCINATING, dad! ———- THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! ❜
❛ ——- oh, did i FORGET to tell you? i stole a dog. their owner was being a dick to them in public, so i stole them …. and the owner happened to come down with the case of broken ribs. ❜
❛ LEONARD SNART: robber of atm’s ! ❜
( as told by satan. )
